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Secure, Managed, and Hands-Off.

Fully managed hosting from a team that has been keeping the lights on since before IE6

We don't just host your website; we protect it. We are self-described "tin foil hat nerds" because we take security seriously. We believe that if you’re running a CMS like WordPress, you should be focusing on your content—not your server configuration, security patches, or firewall rules.

We offer three distinct paths depending on your technical needs, but one common promise: Peace of mind.

# managed-hosting.md

Managed Shared Hosting

This is our core offering. We handle everything on the backend. You log into your WordPress dashboard to manage your content, but you never see, touch, or manage the server.

How It Works

Architecture: Hosted on Rocky Linux behind a load balancer with advanced bot-blocking technologies.
Security Lockdown: In day-to-day mode, your site is locked down. This means:
- No filesystem changes are allowed.
- SELinux configurations are strict.
- Result: Hack attempts and bad actors are blocked at the filesystem level before they can even touch your code.
The Update Process: Because the site is locked, you cannot click "Update All" in WordPress. This isn’t a bug; it’s a feature. We can manually unlock the site, allowing you to apply security patches and updates, verify stability, and then we lock it back down again. You get secure updates without the risk of a bad plugin update breaking your site.

You manage your content. We manage your machines.

See how we work →

# provision.sh

VPS & Application Deployment

If you're running a custom-coded application that requires more flexibility, we can configure and deploy virtual private servers (VPS) for you. We partner with top-tier infrastructure providers to ensure high performance and reliability.
Best for: Laravel, Go, Node.js/Bun, django, and other custom web applications.

Recommended Providers: We typically recommend Vultr for performance-to-cost ratio, but we also work extensively with Akamai (Linode) and DigitalOcean.
Our Role: We handle the OS installation, security hardening, dependency installation, and app deployment scripts. If your code is already in a VCS provider, great! If not, we'll help you set it up. You provide the code; we build the environment.
CI/CD: Last, we'll make sure that you're set up for the future by building a deployment pipeline. Nothing slows down businesses faster than error-prone manual deployments.

Consulting Services →

# prod-env.tofu

Cloud Platform Configuration (AWS/Azure/GCP)

Don't want to use our servers? We'll set up your hosting on the big cloud platforms.

We can architect, configure, and manage your infrastructure on AWS, Microsoft Azure, or Google Cloud Platform (GCP).
Best for: Enterprises needing auto-scaling, containerized apps, or specific cloud integrations.

This is ideal for:

Containerized applications (Docker/Kubernetes).
Auto-scaling requirements.
Specific compliance or data residency needs.

We build the foundation. You get the scalability. We keep the lights on.